i have my driving test today, but i don't want to drive.
it's such a hassle. once i get my licence, inevitably i must get a car, petrol, fuzzy dice, body kits, neon under the car, the pearlescant paint... soon, racing will become my life, eventually though, i will get into an accident, damaging my left wrist, forever dooming me to a life filled with making tofu nad forcing my son to drive for me - just like those football dads in those american dramas.
i wish it worked the way it did in america, you learn to drive at school, but it's an outside school responsiblity, making you pay money to do tests and 50 hours of driving and blah.