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Re: random random
« Reply #645 on: October 14, 2008, 02:17:28 PM »
They keep changing the packaging, so every time I go there, I have to draw a diagram, with a color-coded map, and tell the guy: "No, that one.  Over there.  No, no, right below.  The next shelf below.  I'm looking right at it!  No, no, see that one has red on the top, I want the one with the blue on the top; it's right next to it.  Down, down, not there, up one...  That row, to the left.  Too far, too far!  Right in between the red ones...  Right there.  YES!  That's it!  You got it!  Finally..."

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Re: random random
« Reply #646 on: October 14, 2008, 08:53:55 PM »
Because everyone loves nipples!
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Re: random random
« Reply #647 on: October 15, 2008, 02:01:31 AM »
I'm gonna swing through the city on a wreckin' ball.
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Re: random random
« Reply #648 on: October 15, 2008, 03:13:52 PM »
It's blue, No Wait!.....
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Re: random random
« Reply #649 on: October 15, 2008, 06:42:13 PM »
ahhh earl grey
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Re: random random
« Reply #650 on: October 16, 2008, 09:45:39 PM »
Sing that song.

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Re: random random
« Reply #651 on: October 17, 2008, 04:00:55 AM »
ok

it's a long way to Tipperary
it's a long way to go
it's a long way to Tipperary
to the sweetest girl I know

good bye to Picadilly
farewell Leicester Square
it's a long, long way to Tipperary
but my hearts right there
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Re: random random
« Reply #652 on: October 17, 2008, 04:37:00 PM »
A B C D E F G H I got a gal, in Kalamazoo!

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Re: random random
« Reply #653 on: October 17, 2008, 06:49:53 PM »
Sorry. That was me.
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Re: random random
« Reply #654 on: October 18, 2008, 04:57:54 PM »
A recipe:

Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road, fill it with madrone and bay.

Stinks like hell, and the neighbors complain (don't give a hoot what they say).

Slap that hog.

Gotta roll em over twice.

Baste him with a sweeping broom.

You gotta swat them flies, and chain up the dog.

Cookin' up A Filipino Box Spring Hog.

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Re: random random
« Reply #655 on: October 18, 2008, 09:39:46 PM »
Live from New York.... It's Saturday NIGHT!!!
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Re: random random
« Reply #656 on: October 19, 2008, 09:51:35 AM »
Gee Brain what're we gonna do tonight?
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Re: random random
« Reply #657 on: October 19, 2008, 12:24:03 PM »
Gotta boogie...




Gotta boogie...




Gotta boogie...




Gotta boogie...




Gotta boogie...




Gotta boogie...




Gotta boogie...




Gotta boogie...on my finger and I can't shake it off.

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Re: random random
« Reply #658 on: October 19, 2008, 01:44:17 PM »
Meow...
Charly says MEOW goddamnit >:O
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Re: random random
« Reply #659 on: October 19, 2008, 08:21:16 PM »
PEAR INTO PEACHES!
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