Once upon a time in a far off tea pot, filled with highly acidic toxic waste There lived a small an insecure white rabbit Who had three legs and lots of zits He loved to eat eggs, sausage, and spam He ate with his his mouth, however he could not digest waffles due to a plastic dick in the mouth It was put there for a massive laugh But there were none... and remained none untill.. the cows came home, the fat lady sang... in Acadian French, and with a Japaneses accent. The little bunny however wondered as it plummeted through the teapot at point-blank range if someone, somewhere would save the whales and snails in the Ozark mountains. Coincidentally, this coincided with banging heads against doors and mandatory drug testing along with physical training stampeding through the Vatican with an anti-vampire cannon firing upon the clergy to get breath mints. However, the plastic attachment was not meant to be used so erotically. so in the end the tripod rabbit fainted attracting a ravenous fox who had never seen such a discreditable piece of crappy old shit more notably found in the pants of a an extremely drunk clown
Suddenly a pirate ship filled to the brim with not much room due to copious amounts and really, really, stacked piles of sugary sweets designed for teeth rotting and general cavity creation TAFFY! Lots of it! cried the young man then he ate until the bunny stepped in a cleverly hidden, yet hiding in plain sight from the big ass on his little bit of teapot left in
the dark, glowing refrigerator.
(edit: psst.... Continue on with the story. It has no end.) 
