Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game Resurrection

[E^D Crow]

A: It is the exact opposite of the 11^th tier of Heaven, which made Dante laugh.

Q: Who goes there?

E^D

[galenow]

A: I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end.

Q: Do you happen to have a cup of sugar I could borrow for a chocolate cake?

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

A: No because you cannot put sugar in a chocolate cake you need salt

Q: Wanna hug?

[Lord Il]

A: No, I want a hot coffee. Double cream, double sugar.

Q: You know the thing? With the stuff?

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

I know what you are mentioning and it is disgusting in fact you must be sealed away in a concrete box and dumped into the north sea for mentioning it you sick person

everything is fine and everything and absolutely no one is ill in the flight crew so quick question does anyone know how to fly a plane?

[Lord Il]

A: *jumps up* Me. Me! I know how!
It's as easy as... jumping out of a plane!

Q:
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(='.'=) <---What is this abomination of nature!?? O.o

[E^D Crow]

A: Tasty.

Q: Who watches the Watchmen?

E^D

[galenow]

A: Across.... It watches all.
Q: What is the point of watching falling sparrows?

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

A: so they don't dive bombed your car or you with crap

Q:was that to subtle?

[E^D Crow]

A: No, but it was too subtle.

Q: What was discussed in the meeting, again?

E^D

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

A: that I was having a kitkat and you were going to forget what happened

Q: What would you call the last rites to an actors career