Maaan, you found my cult! I was going to keep it a secret until The Potluck Day of Eternal Reckoning, Which Will Be Sometime On A Late Thursday Afternoon, Remember Your Wise Grapefruity Leader Frowns Upon Green Bean Casseroles.
...This is why I should never have a cult, guys...
It would go to my head faster than a spiked glass of kool-aid.