Ok, so I'm reading the Twilight series because a friend wants me to and I want her to give some manga a chance in return. And I'm strong, I can tolerate it, fuckwitted relationships and all.
But just now Bella started bitching about how wearing a helmet and motorcycling gear would make her look so ugly omg, and I THREW THE BOOK.
Bitch is not cool enough for a motorcycle. And I can say first-hand that gear makes you look supersexy (this may be the only thing I agree with Edward Cullen on, coincidentally). Now I wish that the ending of the series was Bella crashing and having her brains scattered across the highway and noshed by a herd of zombies.
"Twilight... and zombies!"
...I want to make this book now.
XD
No offense to anyone who chooses not to wear protective gear while motorcycling, but this is Bella and it makes it worse.