gotta joke here which has cheered me up
A married couple invited a male friend over to their house for the evening, but then a sudden blizzard blew up, the friend was prevented from travelling home. Since the couple didn't have a guest room, he said he would book into a nearby hotel, but the wife wouldn't hear of it.
'Nonsense,' she insisted. 'Our bed is plenty big enough for all three of us, and we're all friends here.'
The Husband Agreed, so they settled down in bed together: the husband in the middle, the wife on his left and the friend on the right. Soon the husband began snoring loudly, and the wife sneaked over to the friends side of the bed and invited him to have sex with her.
'Look, I'd really like to,' said the friend. 'You know I've always fancied you. But it wouldn't be right, not in the same bed as your husband. Anyway, he'll wake up, and then he'll kill me!'
'Don't worry about him,' said the wife. ' He's such a heavy sleeper, he'll never notice. If you don't believe me, just yank a hair out of his ass. He won't even wake up.'
So the friend pulled a hair from the husband's ass, and sure enough he didn't even flinch. Reassured, he proceeded to have sex with the wife who then returned to her side of bed.
But she was restless, and thirty minutes later she was back on the friend's side of the bed, pleading for more sex. The friend was sure the husband would wake this time, but once more the wife persuaded him to yank a hair from the husband's ass. And when the husband failed to stir, they had sex again. They carried on like this for the next four hours, always first making sure it was safe by yanking a hair from the husband's ass. Finally after about the seventh bout of sex, the wife returned to her side of the bed.
The husband then rolled over and whispered to his friend: 'Listen, I don't care if you screw my wife, but could you please stop using my ass for a scoreboard.'
