Author Topic: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game Resurrection (Read 17643 times)

DarkLightMoJo · « **on:** February 16, 2007, 06:21:40 AM »

The name says it all. No question is safe from the twisted minds of the internet. I'm looking for a really good turn out, so I want everyone to really let loose and give it their best. We're going for a bajillion gillion posts, so Attack Attack Attack!!!!!!! Take no prisoners!!!!

Now, to test your knowledge of physics. Extra Credit available for Vector diagram.
Q: If a Vertrulean Class Battlecruiser leaves Spaceport 9 headed towards Starpoint Gamma-Tau88 at warp factor 4, and a Bosconian Class Cargo vessel at warp factor 7 leaves Spaceport 5 headed towards Starpoint Theta-Sigma42, what will be their force of impact when they collide at Starpoint Delta-Xi09?

Soske · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:59:21 AM »

Trick question, they won't collide until they hit Starpoint Alpha-S20E.

If being dumb is a bad thing, why are all the richest people in the world idiots?

HA1L ILPALLAZZO · « **Reply #2 on:** February 17, 2007, 03:12:15 PM »

because people wanted brains in mint condition

where can you find the everglades

Soske · « **Reply #3 on:** February 17, 2007, 03:35:28 PM »

You can't, they're just another government conspiracy, like aliens, bigfoot, and Kevin Federline.

Why can't you wear normal shoes when you go bowling?

HA1L ILPALLAZZO · « **Reply #4 on:** February 17, 2007, 03:38:21 PM »

because that way they can steal your shoes

why would people steal shoes

Railun · « **Reply #5 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:48:48 PM »

A: Demon school dropouts looking for souls.

Q: So which demon school are you applying to?

HA1L ILPALLAZZO · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2007, 05:02:05 PM »

Inunabe High School

where in the world is the bloody TV remote

Soske · « **Reply #7 on:** February 17, 2007, 07:03:50 PM »

I was in the study with the revolver.

How old is that tree?

Railun · « **Reply #8 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:44:32 PM »

A: Older than you, younger than Noah.

Q: Why not?

Jinzaki · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:52:18 PM »

Because of your restraining order

How comes there's blood on the streets?

Lord Il · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2007, 01:18:23 PM »

Because Hyatt decided to go for a morning jog. O.o

Why don't we all just stick a drinking straw up our poopers to eliminate the embarassing sound associated with farting? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Woooo! :exhail:

HA1L ILPALLAZZO · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:12:42 PM »

because then we wouldn't get a warning whistle

have you ever noticed when you milked the pig in the past that it's only got the one nipple and it never seems to produce much milk

Lord Il · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:35:04 PM »

:shock: Wow! Yeah, I've just noticed that yesterday. For the first time in over 321 years, I wanted a tall glass of delicious pig milk, but it was extremely difficult to obtain. I even hooked the pig up to a milking machine and turned up the suction power as far as it could go. All it really did was create a huge, perfectly rounded hicky-type mark on the pig's belly with plenty of high-pitched squealing sounds from said pig.

And the milk I did manage to get was only a mere thimble full. I was so sad that I cried all day.

Blasted one nippled pigs.... :cry:

Can you give me two tens for a five?

HA1L ILPALLAZZO · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:42:21 PM »

sure :: 10 Punches later :: thanks for the fiver

whats big and black and seems to go on forever

Railun · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2007, 10:41:41 PM »

A: <Answer deleted by order of the PC Police>

Q: Where will the PC Police strike next?