Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game Resurrection

[DarkLightMoJo]

The name says it all.  No question is safe from the twisted minds of the internet.  I'm looking for a really good turn out, so I want everyone to really let loose and give it their best.  We're going for a bajillion gillion posts, so Attack Attack Attack!!!!!!!  Take no prisoners!!!!

Now, to test your knowledge of physics.  Extra Credit available for Vector diagram.
Q: If a Vertrulean Class Battlecruiser leaves Spaceport 9 headed towards Starpoint Gamma-Tau88 at warp factor 4, and a Bosconian Class Cargo vessel at warp factor 7 leaves Spaceport 5 headed towards Starpoint Theta-Sigma42, what will be their force of impact when they collide at Starpoint Delta-Xi09?

[Soske]

Trick question, they won't collide until they hit Starpoint Alpha-S20E.

If being dumb is a bad thing, why are all the richest people in the world idiots?

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

because people wanted brains in mint condition

where can you find the everglades

[Soske]

You can't, they're just another government conspiracy, like aliens, bigfoot, and Kevin Federline.

Why can't you wear normal shoes when you go bowling?

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

because that way they can steal your shoes

why would people steal shoes

[Railun]

A: Demon school dropouts looking for souls.

Q:  So which demon school are you applying to?

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

Inunabe High School

where in the world is the bloody TV remote

[Soske]

I was in the study with the revolver.

How old is that tree?

[Railun]

A: Older than you, younger than Noah.

Q:  Why not?

[Jinzaki]

Because of your restraining order

How comes there's blood on the streets?

[Lord Il]

Because Hyatt decided to go for a morning jog. O.o


Why don't we all just stick a drinking straw up our poopers to eliminate the embarassing sound associated with farting? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  

Woooo! :exhail:

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

because then we wouldn't get a warning whistle

have you ever noticed when you milked the pig in the past that it's only got the one nipple and it never seems to produce much milk

[Lord Il]

:shock: Wow! Yeah, I've just noticed that yesterday. For the first time in over 321 years, I wanted a tall glass of delicious pig milk, but it was extremely difficult to obtain. I even hooked the pig up to a milking machine and turned up the suction power as far as it could go. All it really did was create a huge, perfectly rounded hicky-type mark on the pig's belly with plenty of high-pitched squealing sounds from said pig.

And the milk I did manage to get was only a mere thimble full. I was so sad that I cried all day.

Blasted one nippled pigs.... :cry:



Can you give me two tens for a five?

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

sure :: 10 Punches later :: thanks for the fiver

whats big and black and seems to go on forever

[Railun]

A:  <Answer deleted by order of the PC Police>

Q:  Where will the PC Police strike next?