Author Topic: Vending Machine! (Read 50012 times)

Her Excellency The Pink Bunny · « **on:** April 22, 2007, 03:26:14 PM »

It's easy! You insert a coin and the next person tells you what you get! It can be anything! Let the chaos begin!

-Inserts coin-

Railun · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2007, 03:34:27 PM »

You get 1up!

*Inserts Coin*

I'M Eh-chan! · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2007, 05:27:34 PM »

You get a coin of lesser value!

*inserts a coin*

I'M Eh-chan! · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2007, 06:17:32 PM »

You get cheap little plastic ring with a clown face on it and a note that says "come back later when you find some real money."...!

*inserts a $1 coin*

I'M Eh-chan! · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2007, 06:39:27 PM »

You get the machine's thoughts!

*inserts one those novelty flattened coins you get at amusement parks and zoos*

I'M Eh-chan! · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2007, 06:50:10 PM »

Quote from: "starcat"

You get a broken vending machine!

Quote from: "starcat"

*moves over to the next vending machine and inserts a coin*

You get smoked cheese!

*inserts a double-headed quarter*

ElricJC · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:00:04 PM »

You get a condom with George W. Bush's face on it with the words "Help prevent another national tragedy!" ringed around it!

*Inserts coin*

I'M Eh-chan! · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:06:53 PM »

You get a stick of gum! It's already been chewed.

*inserts two dimes and a nickel*

HA1L ILPALLAZZO · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:23:19 PM »

you recieve a cough drop

*insert 1 yen coin*

I'M Eh-chan! · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2007, 08:44:24 PM »

You get a green rupee! Not too shabby!

*inserts 50 rings*

I'M Eh-chan! · « **Reply #10 on:** April 22, 2007, 09:20:29 PM »

You get a chocolate bunny!

*inserts a $100 bill*

Poey · « **Reply #11 on:** April 22, 2007, 09:31:58 PM »

Bill rejected.

I'M Eh-chan! · « **Reply #12 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:15:47 PM »

As for you, you have inserted nothing. Therefore, you receive nothing. Had you inserted something, you might have gotten something in return. That's how vending machines tend to work.

*inserts fake coin with a picture of Excel on it*

Railun · « **Reply #13 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:24:58 PM »

You get an arrest warrant for counterfiting!

*Inserts the last coin to his name*

I'M Eh-chan! · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:32:51 PM »

You get the machine's pity. Everything that has been inserted thus far comes out the coin return.

*inserts a wooden nickel*