Vending Machine!

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a bad egg.

-Inserts a curling iron-

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you get a Dr Pepper

*inserts a pick up*

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a hitch.

-Inserts a chocolate bar-

[Railun]

You get a job stocking vending machines!

*Inserts one coin to rule them all!*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you get an annoyed peter jackson sueing the ass off you

* inserts a quaterpounder with cheese*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you get a spewing (urgh Dr pepper)

inserts pepsi

[Ekuseru]

you get a free mexican

*inserts 11 pills of viagra*

[excel-kleinwald]

*You get a pole!  When you try to take it out it just keeps going and going and going*

*Goes to another machine as Ekuseru keeps pulling and inserts dirty old slip of paper*

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

Get get a dirty pair of socks.

-Inserts a wig-

[Railun]

You get a new kink: vending machine cosplayers!

*Inserts an aladdin's castle token*

[Ekuseru]

gets a trashbag full of lint

*inserts coffee cup*

[Railun]

You get a note saying, "The cup goes in the drink dispenser not the coin slot, baka!"

*Inserts an electrum piece.*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you get an annoyed tramp for no apparent reason

*inserts a superhero*

[ElricJC]

You do so and as your change you end up with Aquaman.

*Inserts a lemming*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

your isertion of a lemming forces the machine to fall off the cliff

*inserts goo into a new machine*