Once, there was
a cute squirrel
with a large
Messiah complex that
carried out tasks
nobody wanted accomplished
E^D
, since they usually
hired migrant workers
named "Pedro", who
had bad luck
keeping their pants
from falling down
while ballroom dancing
along the beams.
E^D
Meanwhile, at the
orbital ion cannon
facility, the local
moustached crime syndicate
had a splendid
teatime with buttered
falconbread and mustard,
Once, there was a cute squirrel, with a large Messiah complex, that carried out tasks nobody wanted accomplished, since they usually hired migrant workers (named "Pedro") who had bad luck keeping their pants from falling down while ballroom dancing along the beams.
Meanwhile, at the orbital ion cannon, Moustached Crime Syndicate had a splendid teatime with buttered falconbread and mustard, sipping bitter tea.
E^D
P.S. I'll be periodically compiling and (slightly) editing/proofreading the story as it goes along, just like when we did the four word story! Read the whole thing, right here: http://www.excelsagaforum.com/index.php?topic=1115.msg44463#msg44463
(I loved that four word story, we should deifnitely compile this one similarly once it's... "finished" :D)
The Squirrel attached
his legs to
E^D
the vaguely looking
prisoner of the
ninja pirate zombies
occupying the island
,the f**king idiot
trooper, decided casually
to throw away
the chopsticks, resulting
in an Apocalyptic
dishwashing period and
food preparation nightmare.
The Squirrel, however
exploded violently onto
a cheese sandwich
, without the cheese ...
"Oh My God!!"
exclaimed the prisoner.
wearing a gold
chasity belt, and
thumb screws tightened
across his precious
platinum cod piece
which looked arousingly
chopped into pieces
of three with
hot chilli sauce
and various sauces
all of unique
flavours, and colors...
standing under a
bright patio lantern
inside the sunken
old septic tank
, which the squirrel
gracefully played stratego
alone, because nobody
E^D
knew the rules,
or could tolerate
the peppery odor
so he ate
The ladies garlic
and replaced it
with fruity sponges,
that had induced
hallucinogenic visions of
bald men, alongside
.....yep he's dead
- he exclaimed, lingering
in his own
sadness and loathing
below the semi-large
pencil pushing machine
, as he dramatically
threw his toupee
with pinpoint accuracy
into his face
, receiving the remains
was all agent Johnson (agent is a title like Mr. so it's still 3 words)
could do not
to interrupt the
the crazy explosions.
"Boom! Crash! BANG!!"
Startled, a near-by
restaurant owner phoned
Steve Next Door
who was downloading
the last episode
highly illegal porn
::yoink::
when the power
suddenly went out
because a cat
in a hat
had a flat
after the rat
threw a bat
at the gnat
in the line
did this turn into Dr Suess?
made of twine.
lol!
drowned in brine
by the evil
Mad Chaos Troll
named Henrietta. She
ate a weird
and unripe blue
stinky flower from
her school science
project which failed
to mutate into
a huge kitchen
full of roaches
skittering and leaping
over the body
of "Taro-chan", who