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Ye Old Pub => Babble => Topic started by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 22, 2007, 03:26:14 PM

Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 22, 2007, 03:26:14 PM
It's easy! You insert a coin and the next person tells you what you get!  It can be anything!  Let the chaos begin!

-Inserts coin-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 22, 2007, 03:34:27 PM
You get 1up!

*Inserts Coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 22, 2007, 05:27:34 PM
You get a coin of lesser value!

*inserts a coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 22, 2007, 06:17:32 PM
You get cheap little plastic ring with a clown face on it and a note that says "come back later when you find some real money."...!

*inserts a $1 coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 22, 2007, 06:39:27 PM
You get the machine's thoughts!

*inserts one those novelty flattened coins you get at amusement parks and zoos*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 22, 2007, 06:50:10 PM
Quote from: "starcat"You get a broken vending machine!

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/NameOf_A_VGChar/Haruhi/nyoron.png)

Quote from: "starcat"*moves over to the next vending machine and inserts a coin*

You get smoked cheese!

*inserts a double-headed quarter*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: ElricJC on April 22, 2007, 07:00:04 PM
You get a condom with George W. Bush's face on it with the words "Help prevent another national tragedy!" ringed around it!

*Inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 22, 2007, 07:06:53 PM
You get a stick of gum!  It's already been chewed.

*inserts two dimes and a nickel*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 22, 2007, 07:23:19 PM
you recieve a cough drop

*insert 1 yen coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 22, 2007, 08:44:24 PM
You get a green rupee!  Not too shabby!

*inserts 50 rings*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 22, 2007, 09:20:29 PM
You get a chocolate bunny!

*inserts a $100 bill*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Poey on April 22, 2007, 09:31:58 PM
Bill rejected.
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 22, 2007, 10:15:47 PM
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/NameOf_A_VGChar/Haruhi/nyoron.png)

As for you, you have inserted nothing.  Therefore, you receive nothing.  Had you inserted something, you might have gotten something in return.  That's how vending machines tend to work.

*inserts fake coin with a picture of Excel on it*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 22, 2007, 10:24:58 PM
You get an arrest warrant for counterfiting!

*Inserts the last coin to his name* :(
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 22, 2007, 10:32:51 PM
You get the machine's pity.  Everything that has been inserted thus far comes out the coin return.

*inserts a wooden nickel*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 23, 2007, 01:24:21 AM
You get a wooden buffalo!

*Inserts a State of Kansas Quarter*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Soske on April 23, 2007, 01:26:26 AM
You get a box of adhesive medical strips.

*inserts a dime*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 23, 2007, 02:05:13 AM
Gets a dozen stop signs

*Inserts a lucky penny*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on April 23, 2007, 02:51:53 AM
You get a full refund
Better luck next time

Throws in 5DKK
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 23, 2007, 07:09:57 AM
you recieve a serving of Rat-o-Van

*insert Micki*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on April 23, 2007, 08:15:36 AM
You get my hand...
Mind pulling the rest of me out..?

Inserts chocolate coin, wrapped in tin foil
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 23, 2007, 10:10:51 AM
You get to eat a chocolate coin since you are still stuck inside the machine!

*pulls Micki out*

*inserts Haruhi's hair ribbon*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 23, 2007, 11:49:07 AM
you recieve a confused little girl in a bunny outfit

*insert 500 yen*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: ElricJC on April 23, 2007, 03:56:22 PM
You get a rather confused looking Koala.  It offers you a eucalyptus leaf.

*Inserts an Indian Rupee*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lim-Dul on April 23, 2007, 06:26:27 PM
You receive a cow.

*inserts (http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2285/symbol3manawk2.gif)(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3861/symbolbmanafz8.gif)(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3861/symbolbmanafz8.gif)*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 23, 2007, 06:53:05 PM
you recieve a very annoyed Zombie

*Inserts a free burger coupon*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 23, 2007, 07:54:27 PM
You get a plastic burger with ketchup on it.

-Inserts a chocolate coin-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 23, 2007, 07:58:45 PM
You get a note that says "No more chocolate coins please, I'm trying to watch my figure"

*inserts a Ming dynasty vase*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 23, 2007, 08:25:22 PM
You get a vhs.
-Inserts finger nail clippings-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 24, 2007, 01:37:50 AM
You get nothing since nail clippings aren't heavy enough to slide the mechanism.

*Inserts a lump of electrum*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 24, 2007, 12:29:38 PM
You get a lump of coal.
-Inserts a magic coin-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 24, 2007, 12:33:38 PM
You get instructions on how to use the magic coin to grant all of your wildest desires.  Unfortunately, the coin is no longer in your possession.

*inserts a $20 bill*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 24, 2007, 12:42:15 PM
Bill rejected, please use exact change.

*Inserts the Legendary 10 yen coin!*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 24, 2007, 01:02:49 PM
You get a ping pong ball!
-Inserts a cat's paw-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 24, 2007, 08:03:19 PM
You get a travel bible.
-Inserts a penny flattened by a train-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 24, 2007, 08:42:47 PM
You get a train flattened by a penny!

*inserts this piece of string I found in my pocket*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 24, 2007, 09:15:21 PM
You get a tiny kite.
-Inserts her tiny spoon she used as a baby-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 25, 2007, 12:36:45 AM
You get a Change Thief Alarm!

*Inserts a z-coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 25, 2007, 07:44:57 AM
you recieve a dragon

*inserts a finger*

sneaky,sneaky finger goes in the coiny slot
what will I find, a sneaky coin or what
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: excel-kleinwald on April 25, 2007, 12:40:44 PM
You feel a sharp pain and something comes out of the machine!

You get... your own finger!

*puts in a quarter*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 25, 2007, 02:55:12 PM
You receive a toy horse!

*Inserts a lira coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 25, 2007, 06:56:26 PM
you recive a note saying DON'T PUT RUBBISH IN THE MACHINE

*inserts a Monty Python*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 25, 2007, 07:01:00 PM
You get a parrot.  The parrot is no more.  It has ceased to be.  IT IS A DEAD PARROT!

*inserts a piece of paper with the word 'love' written on it"
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 25, 2007, 08:02:06 PM
You get a tiny wind-up Hyatt that dies.

-Inserts a dime-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 25, 2007, 11:46:04 PM
You get thinner!

*Inserts a yoshi coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 26, 2007, 10:36:29 AM
You get a yoshi egg with an angry kuppa in it.
-Inserts a munny coin from Kingdom Hearts-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 26, 2007, 11:15:13 AM
You get an encounter with Ansem the Wise who looks like That Man O_O'

*insert a red Rupee *
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on April 26, 2007, 11:24:35 AM
Does not Compute, let my swallow mo-erhh... i mean, put in another rupee please...
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 26, 2007, 11:35:07 AM
You get nothing!

-Inserts a half eaten hot dog-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on April 26, 2007, 11:42:06 AM
gets the sound of a burp in your general direction...
inserts a monopoly money bill...
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 26, 2007, 11:46:32 AM
you receive a message saying do not pass go do not collect $200

*inserts a get out of jail free card *
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 26, 2007, 11:47:47 AM
You get a prisoner's shirt!

-Inserts a hot wheels car-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 26, 2007, 05:45:51 PM
You get a quarter!

*inserts a used napkin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: ElricJC on April 26, 2007, 08:07:32 PM
You get used toilet paper!

*Inserts a picture of Ernest Borgnine*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 26, 2007, 10:59:22 PM
You get a naked picture of Ernest Borgnine!

*Inserts a picture of Jessica Alba*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: ElricJC on April 27, 2007, 05:51:51 AM
The vending machine churns and shakes for a moment and then discharges a naked picture of Rosie O'Donnell!

*Inserts a herring*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lord Il on April 27, 2007, 07:34:15 AM
Something red spews out.
Upon closer examination, it's found to be red paint. Perfect for painting over that Rosie O'Donnell pic. x_X

*inserts Kagome's bow with one of her sacred arrows*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on April 27, 2007, 10:00:30 AM
"hear a BANG all of a sudden Tetsusaiga fall onto my foot "LOTS OF BAD WORDS"

inserts a copy of a photo of pink bunny in the nude that i got from www.excelsagaboardmembersgonewild.com"

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 27, 2007, 11:40:35 AM
you get a free police baton (unfortunately you can't lay your hands on it at the moment. it's one of those new ones with the side handles and is playing merry hell with your liver)

*inserts Richies head*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 27, 2007, 11:41:32 AM
You get a lawsuit and a restraining order!

*Inserts a piece of eight*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 27, 2007, 11:43:29 AM
you recive a ninth piece

*inserts a wig*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 27, 2007, 08:42:23 PM
You get a ball of wire.

-Inserts a Edward Elric keychain-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 28, 2007, 12:20:53 AM
You get a pattern!....and cease to exist

*Inserts a pound coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on April 28, 2007, 02:52:02 AM
you recieve a printed piece of paper giving you the exact number of kilo-grams of the coins weight...

inserts a coin, with a string tied around it... and pull it out again...
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lord Il on April 28, 2007, 07:38:37 AM
The only thing you get from the vending machine is various bruises as it proceeds to kick at you, yelling a variety of obsenities and calling you a cheap bastard. ^^;


*pours a full bottle of beer down into the coin slot*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 28, 2007, 09:10:20 AM
you receive a projectile vomiting from the machine

*inserts some wierd ooze*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 28, 2007, 09:31:25 AM
You get a melted vending machine!

*Inserts a drachma in another vending machine*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: DaphHime on April 28, 2007, 04:35:21 PM
You get a target, a bow, and some arrows.

*inserts 1 GP*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 28, 2007, 05:37:40 PM
You get a red bull.

-Inserts a burger wrapper-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on April 28, 2007, 08:40:24 PM
You get a wadded up burger wrapper!

*Inserts a half penny*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: I'M Eh-chan! on April 29, 2007, 08:45:09 AM
You get a song about what you could buy with that hay penny!

*inserts a kanji dictionary*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 30, 2007, 12:04:46 PM
you get hit by the symbols for love and peace

* inserts a CD*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lord Il on April 30, 2007, 04:32:59 PM
You receive an mp3 of your fingerprints which were melted on the wax.
(.......................... I don't quite understand that either. :lol: )

<_<

>_>

*pees into the coin slot while no one is looking.....* ^^;;
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on April 30, 2007, 04:51:15 PM
you recieve an irate policemans boot brought up violently between your legs

*inserts disinfectant after Lord Il relieved himself*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on April 30, 2007, 08:13:16 PM
You get a card that says 'Thank you'

-Inserts a coin-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 01, 2007, 01:04:12 AM
You get a puppy!

*Inserts a dinero*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on May 01, 2007, 01:07:17 AM
You get a piñata...

Inserts a dirty-mag...

//hides
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 01, 2007, 12:24:42 PM
you recieve a richie style dirty laugh

*inserts an amputated limb*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 01, 2007, 01:35:19 PM
You receive an organ donnars card.

-Inserts a retainer painted gold-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on May 01, 2007, 06:59:15 PM
^get a copy of goldfinger

insert a can of moon mist

-Shouta, The faygo Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 01, 2007, 08:28:20 PM
You get some tummy medicine.

-Inserts some hard earned gaia gold-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on May 02, 2007, 07:34:52 AM
-you get a maple poins

-insert HerExellencyThePinkBunny

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 02, 2007, 08:05:49 AM
You get Cyborg HerExcellencyPinkBunny!

*Inserts three coins from a fountain*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on May 02, 2007, 08:14:12 AM
You hear a chuckle from the machine

"Hihi"

"Oh god, he thought this was the real machine, hihi... this hiding place is gold..!"

Inserts a bunch of coins in the vending machine besides this particular one :o
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 02, 2007, 07:45:12 PM
You get a tuna sandwich.

-Inserts a coin from under her couch-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 02, 2007, 10:05:13 PM
you get a couch

*inserts a beer*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 02, 2007, 11:56:10 PM
You get an empty beer can!

*Inserts a wishing coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: DaphHime on May 03, 2007, 02:03:16 AM
You get a wishing well.

*inserts 10 yen*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: sephjnr on May 03, 2007, 06:27:51 AM
You get next weekend's Serie A results!

*inserts £1*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 03, 2007, 08:02:05 AM
you get a free balloon XD

*inserts a note saying this machine is boken*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 03, 2007, 10:41:31 AM
You get a death certificate!

*Inserts 5p*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 03, 2007, 11:51:54 AM
you win £1 however after admin costs and a donation to charity you actually come out with 5p and you spent 10p on the phone call finding that out so your down 5p

*inserts annoying person*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 03, 2007, 07:23:32 PM
You get a dead annoying body.

-Inserts my sister's money-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 04, 2007, 05:28:25 AM
You get covered in Won Ton Sauce

*inserts a Kebab*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 04, 2007, 11:32:34 AM
You get a munching sound from the machine, a burp, and an empty kebob stick.

*Inserts two coins for charon*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 04, 2007, 11:43:41 AM
you receive 8 pieces of silver for the devil himself

*inserts 25p off pot noodle coupon*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: sephjnr on May 04, 2007, 11:56:31 AM
you receive 8 magic mushrooms and a live chicken!

*inserts a Jaffa Cake*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 04, 2007, 12:20:41 PM
You get a half moon :lol:

*inserts the jolly green giant*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: sephjnr on May 04, 2007, 12:35:45 PM
you get a ho-ho-(w)hole tin of sweetcorn!

*inserts Ken Bates, face first*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: excel-kleinwald on May 04, 2007, 05:42:37 PM
GETS 50 PENNIES~~~~~~!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THAT IS?!?!

*inserts his most prized possession*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 04, 2007, 07:37:16 PM
You get a piece of paper with the anwser to life written on it.

-Inserts a penisfish-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 04, 2007, 11:20:53 PM
You get an explicit lyrics sticker!

*Inserts 30 silver coins*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on May 05, 2007, 01:08:30 AM
You get a refund...

Supported types: (press  -F1 for full list)
coins
Stone materials (also includes minerals)
most metals
wood (except Oak)
paper
latex
candy
dark matter
food (except certain flavoured pancakes, or if they're cold)
particles
explosives


Silver does not Compute

Inserts diamond ring
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 05, 2007, 02:14:22 AM
you get a note saying "mug"

*inserts a cat*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 05, 2007, 09:23:33 AM
You get a scan!

*Inserts a bad penny*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 05, 2007, 01:11:01 PM
You get a bad egg.

-Inserts a curling iron-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 05, 2007, 02:22:19 PM
you get a Dr Pepper

*inserts a pick up*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 05, 2007, 02:25:07 PM
You get a hitch.

-Inserts a chocolate bar-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 06, 2007, 01:50:49 AM
You get a job stocking vending machines!

*Inserts one coin to rule them all!*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 06, 2007, 02:56:41 AM
you get an annoyed peter jackson sueing the ass off you

* inserts a quaterpounder with cheese*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 06, 2007, 03:19:12 PM
you get a spewing (urgh Dr pepper)

inserts pepsi
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Ekuseru on May 06, 2007, 03:38:34 PM
you get a free mexican

*inserts 11 pills of viagra*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: excel-kleinwald on May 06, 2007, 05:28:31 PM
*You get a pole!  When you try to take it out it just keeps going and going and going*

*Goes to another machine as Ekuseru keeps pulling and inserts dirty old slip of paper*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 06, 2007, 08:27:24 PM
Get get a dirty pair of socks.

-Inserts a wig-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 07, 2007, 12:09:56 AM
You get a new kink: vending machine cosplayers!

*Inserts an aladdin's castle token*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Ekuseru on May 07, 2007, 12:53:51 AM
gets a trashbag full of lint

*inserts coffee cup*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 07, 2007, 01:09:35 PM
You get a note saying, "The cup goes in the drink dispenser not the coin slot, baka!"

*Inserts an electrum piece.*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 07, 2007, 03:07:07 PM
you get an annoyed tramp for no apparent reason

*inserts a superhero*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: ElricJC on May 07, 2007, 03:57:47 PM
You do so and as your change you end up with Aquaman.

*Inserts a lemming*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 07, 2007, 04:10:09 PM
your isertion of a lemming forces the machine to fall off the cliff

*inserts goo into a new machine*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lord Il on May 07, 2007, 04:20:14 PM
Credit card?? Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of said vending machine and all of its contents! Strap it on the roof of your car and take it home.

*inserts an open flame* (Into another one!)
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 07, 2007, 07:22:43 PM
You get a melted soda can.

-Inserts a tampon-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 07, 2007, 07:42:00 PM
You get....nothing but a dry item slot.

*Inserts a platinum piece*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 08, 2007, 12:27:01 PM
you get mugged by the machine

*inserts a piece of 8*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 08, 2007, 01:38:37 PM
You get a giant foam number eight.

*Inserts a stone coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on May 08, 2007, 01:40:54 PM
you get Flintstones stickers...

inserts an empty Soda Can in the slot...
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 08, 2007, 03:46:36 PM
You get a penny!

*Inserts Micki's penny in the next vending machine*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 08, 2007, 08:07:49 PM
You get hidden fees.

-Inserts an icecream cone-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 08, 2007, 10:41:23 PM
You get sprinkles!

*Inserts a two-headed quarter*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on May 08, 2007, 11:01:53 PM
You get a note saying "U cheat sir, GOOD DAY!!!"

Inserts the exclamation mark in my name...
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 09, 2007, 12:58:51 AM
You get a question mark and are henchforth known as Micki?

*Inserts a slot machine token*[/u]
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 09, 2007, 08:49:14 PM
You get bar, bar, cherry! Too bad!

-Inserts a tennis ball-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 09, 2007, 10:14:51 PM
You get a cannibal! *Munch!*

*Inserts a pointy coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 09, 2007, 11:00:25 PM
You get a pointy tooth.

-Inserts a ballon-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 10, 2007, 02:42:35 AM
You get a balloon giraffe!

*Inserts a shiny coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 10, 2007, 07:59:42 PM
You get a miniture Hans Solo.

-Inserts a pair of kinky boots-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 10, 2007, 09:12:15 PM
You get a kink about boots!

*Inserts a dull gray coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 20, 2007, 02:56:02 AM
you recieve Marvin the depressed android

*inserts a Zombie*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 20, 2007, 08:43:55 PM
You get a zombie vending machine!

*Inserts a Coin of Hope*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lord Il on May 21, 2007, 03:37:17 PM
It comes back out the coin slot.... hacked. :cry:


*inserts a lock of starcat's hair* (Don't ask how I got that!!)
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 21, 2007, 03:40:33 PM
you get a note saying stop jamming the machine

*inserts Lord Il's Finger*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 21, 2007, 10:18:18 PM
^You get a vast feeling of sadness, as now the last shard of the original idea is gone.

*Inserts a magic coin of divination, one side says yes, one side says no*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on May 22, 2007, 07:13:34 AM
^you get a magic cake

insert the seed of happyness

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 22, 2007, 09:46:21 AM
You get a three pack of the seeds of discord, despair, and war.

*Inserts a hollow coin*
Title: la
Post by: FullmetalExcel on May 22, 2007, 10:09:18 AM
You get a bottle filled with the tears of children (sells for alot on the black market)


I incert my sword into the machine
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on May 22, 2007, 10:41:20 AM
Hear hear the sound of piercing flesh, and you get a few liters of blood...

Inserts shards of glass
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 22, 2007, 04:04:34 PM
You get a certificate for helping keep the forum clean.

*Inserts a frog coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lord Il on May 22, 2007, 06:01:04 PM
Frog poop comes out of the machine and plops onto your outreached hands. Eww.... Go wash yer hands!!!

*inserts a wooden nickel* O.o
Title: Rancid fish
Post by: FullmetalExcel on May 23, 2007, 08:56:53 AM
You get a dead raccoon (the flies are trying to revive it)


I incert a ninja nickel (fake money with my face on it)
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on May 23, 2007, 09:59:50 AM
you get a dime made out of wood

insert shouta

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: a
Post by: FullmetalExcel on May 23, 2007, 02:54:35 PM
You get a warm and chewie pop tart

incert a piece of cake
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on May 23, 2007, 03:16:58 PM
You get an Arcade machine monitor popping up on the vending machine to play Duke Nukem 3D on the lowest difficulty setting (which was called, Piece of cake :D)

Inserts my original Duke3D disc
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 23, 2007, 11:03:46 PM
You get Duke Nukem!  Unfortunately, he's all out of gum.

*Inserts a proverbial coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 24, 2007, 11:05:49 AM
You get a proverbial quest!

-Inserts a pink bunny peep-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 24, 2007, 03:15:07 PM
You get declared as a local delicacy!

*Inserts a rubber coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on May 24, 2007, 03:24:42 PM
you get a rubble tree

insert 1000 GP

-Shouta, The Haibane of dot.hack
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 24, 2007, 05:16:16 PM
You get a secret health set!

*Inserts official ACROSS currency*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on May 24, 2007, 08:52:04 PM
you get a new world order

insert pink bunny computer

-Shouta, The magic ninja Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 24, 2007, 09:10:42 PM
You get a picture of sad bunny in snow!

*Inserts a fabled coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 24, 2007, 10:55:32 PM
You get the fabled missingno pokemon!

-Inserts a sacred jewel shard-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 24, 2007, 11:50:03 PM
You get a date with Inu Yasha!.........'s very own Shippo.

*Inserts a banana coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 25, 2007, 12:22:38 AM
You get a banana car!

-Inserts a bag of pixie dust-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 25, 2007, 02:40:46 PM
Gets an arrest warrant for drug dealing!

*Inserts a rave coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lord Il on May 25, 2007, 03:08:06 PM
Gets a collection of various glow sticks for the next party. w00tage!

*carefully inserts... or rather, pours Listerine mouthwash into the machine*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 25, 2007, 09:36:21 PM
You get a cheek and tongue tooth brush.

-Inserts a moogle-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 25, 2007, 10:16:29 PM
You get a Kupo!

*Inserts the coin of the realm*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on May 26, 2007, 12:02:05 AM
You get an epic looking ring, that seems to do... Absolutely nothing..?!

Inserts monopoly money (i want that big house, right there)
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 26, 2007, 12:08:13 AM
You get sent to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect money.

-Inserts Hello Kitty's bow-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 26, 2007, 07:43:52 AM
You get mocked for touching anything related to Hello Kitty!

*Inserts a coin from the future!*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Reise on May 26, 2007, 01:48:54 PM
You get... knives! ...From the future!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v681/Reise/gm_construct0111.jpg)

*Inserts Coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 26, 2007, 02:35:15 PM
you get the same coin

*inserts pizza*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 26, 2007, 05:23:23 PM
You get a note reading, "Please stop jamming up the coin slot with golden delicious cheese".

*Inserts a red coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on May 26, 2007, 06:59:48 PM
you get a blue coin

insert my pet cat

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 26, 2007, 07:05:06 PM
You get a dead cat.

-Inserts a cookbook-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on May 27, 2007, 03:50:45 AM
^you get a code book

insert my job

-Shouta, The wet Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 27, 2007, 06:16:09 AM
You get a test of faith.

*Inserts a blue coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 27, 2007, 01:21:07 PM
You get a blue Coco-Cola.

-Inserts a ninja star-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 27, 2007, 10:58:17 PM
You get ninja death!

*Inserts the two pennies from pink bunnies eyes*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 28, 2007, 01:45:40 PM
You get good vibrations!

*Inserts a dead coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on May 28, 2007, 02:18:42 PM
You get an outdated Coke...

Inserts Visa Credit card
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 28, 2007, 02:58:02 PM
you get a chewed up credit card

*inserts a mr socko puppet*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 28, 2007, 03:21:59 PM
You get a sock dog toy.

-Inserts a pink starbrust-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: excel-kleinwald on May 28, 2007, 03:59:48 PM
You get ICHIGO! And no, not the fruit but the shinigami!

I insert a sharingan eye.
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 29, 2007, 08:34:55 AM
You get a sound thrashing!

*Inserts a foreign coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on May 29, 2007, 09:08:24 AM
you get a FLCL box set

insert the pink bunny

-Shouta, The Half sleep Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on May 29, 2007, 11:09:59 AM
You get a Curious Micki!, starring inside the coin slot... (oooh, i want that)

Inserts finger

(PS
Starcat, do you have a bigger pic of that Avatar..? i like the image :))
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 29, 2007, 11:43:38 AM
you lose a finger but gain a toe

*inserts a fish*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 29, 2007, 01:35:31 PM
You get a piece of paper that reads, "I am a fish." over and over again.

*Inserts a Benny Hill Commerative coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 29, 2007, 08:05:28 PM
You get a slap stick act.

-Inserts a lock of her sister's hair-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 29, 2007, 09:15:37 PM
^You get an evil clone of your sister who gets you grounded.

*Inserts a coin of destiny*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on May 30, 2007, 06:37:00 AM
^get a Fortune Cookie and the note say in the Fortune Cookie "So long and Thank for all the fish"

insert god

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on May 30, 2007, 11:56:12 AM
You get a bright light, and then a Universe

Inserts Adam & Eve Action figures in the new world beyond the Vending machine
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 30, 2007, 02:16:13 PM
You get war!

*Inserts a war bond*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 30, 2007, 02:32:48 PM
You get kept in congress for several weeks and bitched about by the president.

-Inserts a timeline for the war-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on May 31, 2007, 12:32:17 AM
You get a moebius strip!

*Inserts a bunny coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on May 31, 2007, 11:02:08 AM
you get both barrels

*inserts fried Railun*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on May 31, 2007, 08:06:20 PM
You get a mad republican.

-Inserts a bush-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 01, 2007, 12:17:13 AM
You get four more years!

*Inserts that coin over there!*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on June 01, 2007, 12:34:25 AM
You get the Coin over here

Inserts bucket of white paint
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on June 01, 2007, 12:25:44 PM
You get a bucket of Instant-Kitty dust... Mix water to get kitty...
Artificial coloring for water included, for desired Kitty color (and flavor)

Inserts zombie bwainz
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 01, 2007, 03:22:36 PM
You get a dwagon!

*Inserts 1,000 smackers*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on June 01, 2007, 05:42:33 PM
you get 1000 from shouta

insert 5.25 floppy disk

-Shouta, The Werid Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 01, 2007, 11:39:28 PM
You get a sign that reads, "Wow, you're ancient and stuff dude."

*Inserts the coin of tomorrow, today!*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lim-Dul on June 02, 2007, 03:46:11 AM
You get a Neo-Geo MVS, the phrase "The Future is now - SNK" burnt into the monitor.

*Inserts dread.*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 02, 2007, 05:23:43 PM
You get a giant foam letter S and D.

*Inserts a kryptonite coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on June 02, 2007, 08:15:31 PM
^you get a superman the moive

insert a taco

-Shouta, THe Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 02, 2007, 11:00:37 PM
You get a green card.

-Inserts a Yin and Yang symbol-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 02, 2007, 11:24:21 PM
You get the e-mail address of your destined lover!

*Inserts three coins from a fountain*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on June 03, 2007, 03:25:04 AM
you short circuit the machine and recieve a shock for inserting wet coins into the machine

*inserts a new machine*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 03, 2007, 02:33:21 PM
You get pigtails!

*Inserts an immoral coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 03, 2007, 08:52:52 PM
You get a map to the fountian of youth, but it's written in a forgotton language.

-Inserts a Hello Kitty coin-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 03, 2007, 10:48:42 PM
You get cat ears!

*Inserts an unethical coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on June 04, 2007, 08:33:46 AM
^you get a pet ninja but it run away

insert a car girl
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 04, 2007, 02:43:36 PM
You get a search warrant to search your residence.

-Inserts a small child-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 04, 2007, 03:10:57 PM
You get a social services worker!

*Inserts the unspeakable coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 04, 2007, 03:30:34 PM
You get a mime.

-Inserts a used shotgun shell-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on June 04, 2007, 04:08:55 PM
you receive a bullet wound to the leg

*inserts Chiyo-Chan*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on June 05, 2007, 06:42:40 AM
you get Yotsuba (I don't think thats the referance but in japanese this means "four leaf")

*inserts a firework*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 05, 2007, 07:18:03 AM
You get an explosion that fixes everything!

*Inserts a holy coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on June 05, 2007, 12:59:15 PM
you recieve a copy of Yotsuba&! volume 4 (I got it YAYY!! XD)

*inserts happy coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 05, 2007, 08:59:37 PM
You get happy pills.

-Inserts an incredible hulk coin-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 06, 2007, 12:28:43 AM
You get gamma radiation!

*Inserts a saved and earned penny*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 06, 2007, 07:37:14 PM
You get a hay-penny.

-Inserts a spider on crack-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on June 07, 2007, 05:08:25 AM
you get a sailor moon cosplayer

insert Tuxedo Mask

-shouta, the haibane of the moon
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 07, 2007, 08:23:16 PM
You get Shioji's image gallery.

-Inserts a tv remote-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 08, 2007, 07:51:15 AM
You get a universal remote that controls the universe!

*Inserts a universal coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on June 08, 2007, 03:59:32 PM
you recieve a letter from God that says thanks I was looking for that

*inserts a copy of Azumanga Daioh the Manga*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 08, 2007, 05:25:49 PM
You get a Chiyo-Chan!  And an arrest for transporting minors across state lines!

*Inserts the last coin from a fallen kingdom*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 08, 2007, 07:28:36 PM
You get a blackberry. Lucky!

-Inserts a blueberry-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 08, 2007, 11:02:52 PM
You get a gooseberry!

*Inserts an aladdin's castle token*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 09, 2007, 12:36:42 PM
You get alladin's lamp.

-Inserts her little sister-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 09, 2007, 04:11:43 PM
You get bitten on the hand by your little sister!

*Inserts one coin for each of pinkbunny's tears*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 09, 2007, 10:50:14 PM
You get a debit card with no limit.

-Inserts a cupcake-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 10, 2007, 12:32:56 AM
You get a birthday candle!

*Inserts a coin that's as shiny as pinkbunny*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on June 10, 2007, 05:08:15 AM
^you get a shouta voodoo doll that come with 4 needle, a ligter for all day fun

insert voodoo doll


-Shouta, The Sick Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 10, 2007, 01:19:01 PM
^you get a handgun as you don't believe in voodoo.

*Inserts a Haitian Gourde*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 10, 2007, 08:07:24 PM
You get a gourde grilled haitian style.

-Inserts a cat outfit-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 10, 2007, 10:12:31 PM
You get accused of being a furry!

*Inserts a coin stolen from a dragon's hoard*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on June 11, 2007, 09:11:20 AM
You get a piss off dragon that want it coin back

insert of a photo of me as a cat boy"I look so cute with a tail"

-Shouta, The Less sick Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 11, 2007, 05:35:15 PM
You get sent to a furry convention.

-Inserts a m-80-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 11, 2007, 10:57:09 PM
You get an M-8000....and it's lit.

*Inserts a bomb-proof coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on June 12, 2007, 01:24:20 AM
You get an explosion.. you  blow  up, the coin doesn't :P

Inserts radioactive waste (from behind the refridgerator)
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: excel-kleinwald on June 12, 2007, 09:48:11 AM
*You get a fast food burger*

*inserts a buffet*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 12, 2007, 11:53:32 AM
You get a buffet bill.

-Inserts a joystick-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 12, 2007, 02:24:00 PM
You get a paddle controller!

*Inserts a diamond coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 14, 2007, 07:09:20 PM
You get a blood diamond.

-Inserts an artillery shell-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on June 15, 2007, 06:33:56 AM
^you get enroll into the army

insert my job

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on June 15, 2007, 07:33:28 AM
You recieve an empty paycheck...
As i read, you have no job, therefor you can't get anything of it either :P

Inserts Ropponmatsu Power Supply energy Core (I REALLY want that Soda)
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 15, 2007, 09:14:16 AM
You get a transformer vending machine! (Bet I'm the only one here that remembers the coke vs. pepsi transformer commercial)


*Inserts a coin for the future!*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on June 15, 2007, 09:32:05 AM
You get a coke form the past (and it smells evil)

Inserts rainy cloud
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 15, 2007, 08:44:54 PM
You get a rainbow!

-Inserts a bag of roasted peanuts-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 15, 2007, 09:02:37 PM
You get a picture of Charlie Brown!

*Inserts an evil coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 15, 2007, 09:15:01 PM
You get my sister!

-Inserts a bag of kiddie fireworks-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 15, 2007, 09:21:18 PM
You get an explosion that fixes everything!

*Inserts a one-sided coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 16, 2007, 06:35:08 AM
You get a dish of ice cream!

*Inserts an ultramarine coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 16, 2007, 06:55:50 PM
You get a can of dolphin safe tuna.

-Inserts a cloud-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 16, 2007, 08:07:28 PM
You get an ID card.

-Inserts a wedding veil-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 17, 2007, 07:07:33 AM
You get a ball and chain!

*Inserts a Yoshi coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 17, 2007, 01:18:34 PM
You get an egg with a shy guy in it.

-Inserts all her spam mail-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lord Il on June 17, 2007, 02:09:39 PM
PinkBunny gets a hallucination soon after and imagines this happening in the machine...(http://ourworld.cs.com/Ilpalazzo4000/images/diespam.gif)

Interestingly enough, nothing comes back out of the machine. The e-spam is dead and all is right with the world!


*inserts what's left of his anti-perspirant*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lord Il on June 17, 2007, 04:55:39 PM
I get...... CONFUSION! @_@ And... DISGUST! >_<

(Nooooooez!!!! that game is so BAD! TAKE IT BACK!! GAHHHH!!! GAWD... !! NO!!!!) >_O


*stuffs starcat into the coin slot*

Take that, you!
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on June 17, 2007, 09:17:11 PM
you get out but you see a small cat "if i was you i would run now"

insert my pikachu clone

-Shouta, The asleep Haibane.
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 18, 2007, 12:59:59 AM
You get a gender reversed ash clone.

*Inserts a round coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 18, 2007, 05:18:33 PM
You get a round cardboard box.

-Inserts a bazillion dollar bill-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 19, 2007, 03:36:21 PM
You get a kajillion things!

*Inserts the Pinkbunny commerative coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: HA1L ILPALLAZZO on June 20, 2007, 06:42:35 AM
you recieve a penny for your thoughts

*insert insane axe wielding landlord*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on June 20, 2007, 09:11:55 AM
you get a ICP cd

insert pink bunny photo

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 20, 2007, 07:24:50 PM
You get a life sizepink bunny blow up doll.

-Inserts a restraining order-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 22, 2007, 08:02:44 AM
You get a straightjacket!

*Inserts a linden coin*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on June 22, 2007, 10:14:15 PM
You get a bed sheet.

-Inserts a deluxe fireworks assortment-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Railun on June 23, 2007, 07:21:22 AM
You get a hot dog!

*Inserts a five and a dime*
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on July 07, 2007, 03:18:02 PM
You get a bunch of pennies.

-Inserts some burn medicine-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Lord Il on July 07, 2007, 05:05:21 PM
You receive more fireworks to possibly use the burn medicine with.
(No sense in letting any of it go to waste! :lol: )


*inserts a kicking-and-screaming-yelling-various-obscenities Haruhi Suzumiya into the machine* O_O
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on July 10, 2007, 07:12:39 PM
She doesn't fit, so she beats you up for trying.

-Inserts her life savings-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on July 11, 2007, 07:03:55 AM
you get 3 dollars

insert light a cherry bome and insert it

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on July 12, 2007, 04:23:49 PM
The cherry bomb turns out to be a dud.

-Lights and inserts a silver salute-
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on July 13, 2007, 09:38:39 PM
You get a bill

insert the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!

-Shouta The Asleep Haibane
Title: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on July 15, 2007, 10:26:17 PM
You get a pocket protector.

-Inserts a thrown away wig-
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on July 24, 2007, 01:07:36 PM
You get a apromotion: Female janitor, for vending machine instalment

Inserts first coin in new vending machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on July 24, 2007, 11:03:03 PM
^It eat your money

insert one of my shoes

-Shouta, The Haibane

Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on July 24, 2007, 11:14:02 PM
You hear the sound of a person getting his butt kicked..!

Inserts Ropponmatsu II's cable
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on July 25, 2007, 11:42:52 AM
You hear Gandalf form the Vending machine "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

Inserts a box of fake rolex Watches manufactored in Switzerland :p

(I feel sorry for you Starcat, i actually wanted to re-locate my figure today, and realized the cable was gone as well... i got all "aw SHIT, how could this happen"... fortunately it was just on the floor, and didn't break off... i could insert it into that socket in her head, and she looks alright again :))
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on July 26, 2007, 02:17:04 PM
you get you a monkey with a nice watch

inset my Petition get pinkbuuny on dance off pants off

-Shouta, The Bleed Nose Haibane
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on July 26, 2007, 03:59:56 PM
You get 1000 positive votes on your petition... :D

Inserts a bottle of liquid boredom...

Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on July 26, 2007, 07:34:43 PM
You get paddle that caused boredom with you smack someone with it.

-Inserts a wad of her cat's hair from her grooming brush-
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on July 27, 2007, 12:26:10 AM
Neko-Mimi pops out

Inserts juiced-out batteries
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on July 27, 2007, 08:10:38 AM
you get a acid burn

insert color pink
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on July 27, 2007, 06:58:29 PM
You get a pink kitty.

-Inserts her yahoo chat client-
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: MincyMatsu on July 28, 2007, 12:57:25 AM
You get guilt... Pure guilt, because you sacrificed a friend...
... Along with a fresh coke...

Inserts USB-Toaster
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on July 28, 2007, 08:10:26 AM
you get a USB-cat

insert PS3

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Elgalaismagic on August 16, 2007, 08:07:52 AM
you get a Neogeo

I insert Sparta
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Foggle on August 16, 2007, 08:32:03 AM
You get a coupon for one free appetizer the next time you dine in Hell.

I insert my right eyeball.
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on August 16, 2007, 08:25:57 PM
you get a glass eye

insert my temp job

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on August 16, 2007, 08:29:11 PM
You get laid off.

-Inserts a used up Hot Topic gift card-
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on August 17, 2007, 04:37:19 AM
you get a use icon :elhail:

-insert:egood:

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Elgalaismagic on August 17, 2007, 12:50:59 PM
you get a huge stuffed animal

I insert oshii-okii sumo grab
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on August 18, 2007, 08:33:38 PM
You get a big gut.

-Inserts a bag of used ca litter-
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on August 19, 2007, 10:06:52 AM
you get my cat :hdead:

insert my paycheck

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on August 19, 2007, 09:10:17 PM
You get a crappy 401 k plan.

-Inserts her Cabela's stock options-
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Ekuseru on August 20, 2007, 10:00:45 AM
you get your lucky deer entrails


*Inserts Dick Cheney
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Foggle on August 20, 2007, 10:12:29 AM
You get an injured lawyer.

*Inserts my self esteem*
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on August 20, 2007, 05:28:24 PM
You get a happy Emo

insert a mall goth

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on August 20, 2007, 08:00:26 PM
You get a razor.

-Inserts her sister's dead fish-
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on August 20, 2007, 08:03:07 PM
You get a zombie gold fish :eevil:

insert myspace

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Foggle on August 20, 2007, 08:04:59 PM
You get antisocial teens.  And Zango.  A two for one deal!

*Insert Excel Saga OST*
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on August 20, 2007, 08:40:13 PM
You get a rabid Excel Saga otaku.

-Inserts a Menchi plushie-
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on August 22, 2007, 08:21:22 PM
You get robot cat 2.2 with real power of eating food and pooping

insert my hard drive

-Shouta, The Haibane
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: Her Excellency The Pink Bunny on August 23, 2007, 08:34:02 PM
You get a floppy disk.

-Inserts some bubble wrap-
Title: Re: Vending Machine!
Post by: knumlab on August 24, 2007, 03:34:50 AM
you get warp bubble

insert RC

Shouta, The Haibane