Chit Chat thread

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

O_O south west england? where abouts?

[exckilla]

You can't miss it, county with 2 cities, the one nearest the cornish border, I think that should give it away

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

lmao thats where my families from XD

[Lord Il]

There is just no denying it. My old CRT monitor is starting to fail after eight great trouble-free years. The display randomly over-stretches to the far left and right of the screen and creates distortion like a concaving effect in the middle. Sometimes it will fix itself, but most times pushing the power button off and on a few times will correct it. What a shame though! The picture quality has always been awesome. NEC made great CRT monitors. But CRTs have gone the way of the dinosaur these days.

Gotta look on the bright side: I'll be gaining a lot of space on my comp desk with a new LCD monitor. Just want to keep this ol' thing working for as long as I can though. ^^;

[PlanR]

Just moved into my new apartment.  :ehail: Yay!

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

gotta joke here which has cheered me up

A married couple invited a male friend over to their house for the evening, but then a sudden blizzard blew up, the friend was prevented from travelling home. Since the couple didn't have a guest room, he said he would book into a nearby hotel, but the wife wouldn't hear of it.
'Nonsense,' she insisted. 'Our bed is plenty big enough for all three of us, and we're all friends here.'
The Husband Agreed, so they settled down in bed together: the husband in the middle, the wife on his left and the friend on the right. Soon the husband began snoring loudly, and the wife sneaked over to the friends side of the bed and invited him to have sex with her.
'Look, I'd really like to,' said the friend. 'You know I've always fancied you. But it wouldn't be right, not in the same bed as your husband. Anyway, he'll wake up, and then he'll kill me!'
'Don't worry about him,' said the wife. ' He's such a heavy sleeper, he'll never notice. If you don't believe me, just yank a hair out of his ass. He won't even wake up.'
So the friend pulled a hair from the husband's ass, and sure enough he didn't even flinch. Reassured, he proceeded to have sex with the wife who then returned to her side of bed.
But she was restless, and thirty minutes later she was back on the friend's side of the bed, pleading for more sex. The friend was sure the husband would wake this time, but once more the wife persuaded him to yank a hair from the husband's ass. And when the husband failed to stir, they had sex again. They carried on like this for the next four hours, always first making sure it was safe by yanking a hair from the husband's ass. Finally after about the seventh bout of sex, the wife returned to her side of the bed.
The husband then rolled over and whispered to his friend: 'Listen, I don't care if you screw my wife, but could you please stop using my ass for a scoreboard.'

[kazesamurai]

that was great, it got a little weird but the ending made up for everything

[Lord Il]

A note to self (as well as anyone else who knows someone with the same problem), stay well away from people you know who spit when they speak..

You'll stay dry!

[Lord Il]

Anyone use Google today?

Google have changed their logo today in celebration of Pacman's 30th anniversary. The logo is actually a playable old school Pacman game. Nice!

The point-and-click control is a bit frustrating at first.

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

Thats bloody addictive

[Lord Il]

^It was.

Unfortunately it's now gone. T_T
And I was hoping to get into some serious playing of it too. Curses..

[exckilla]

Google always changes it's logo around, but I did like the pac-man one

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

right I'm gonna go and try something else now. on Thursday I'm gonna book an appointment with a buisness advisor to find out what I need to do to open a book shop. I am fed up looking at crap jobs to aply for and when I do aply for one I don't hear from it for 3-4 weeks and then they say it's been filled.

[exckilla]

^ go for it

[Lord Il]

I agree. Go for it HA1L. Knowledge is power. Never does harm to find out.