Uncreativity's Shiny New Thread of Spoilers and Spoiling You (SPOILER WARNING)

[Lord Il]

It would be nice to have an actual spoiler tag that makes you click for them. We did for awhile, didn't we?

I recall us having this at the old board before moving everything to SMF.

I'll talk to Dave about setting up a clickable spoiler tag mod.
To be honest this has been on the back of my mind for a while.

I'll get on it..

[Randamo]

Why did you have to quote that stupid spoiler? Now you've ruined it for me! to be honest i have no idea why i came to read in this topic. Its made me realise that I dont even know why im visiting this forum, I really dont want to be spoiled in any way.

It's my own fault. I will rectify this immediately be leaving this forum for good.

Isn't he just being sarcastic?

[Uncreativity]

Why did you have to quote that stupid spoiler? Now you've ruined it for me! to be honest i have no idea why i came to read in this topic. Its made me realise that I dont even know why im visiting this forum, I really dont want to be spoiled in any way.

It's my own fault. I will rectify this immediately be leaving this forum for good.

Isn't he just being sarcastic?

...I can't tell.

[Foggle]

Why did you have to quote that stupid spoiler? Now you've ruined it for me! to be honest i have no idea why i came to read in this topic. Its made me realise that I dont even know why im visiting this forum, I really dont want to be spoiled in any way.

It's my own fault. I will rectify this immediately be leaving this forum for good.

Isn't he just being sarcastic?

...I can't tell.

Well, he did delete his account. :e_shocked:

[ElricJC]

Why did you have to quote that stupid spoiler? Now you've ruined it for me! to be honest i have no idea why i came to read in this topic. Its made me realise that I dont even know why im visiting this forum, I really dont want to be spoiled in any way.

It's my own fault. I will rectify this immediately be leaving this forum for good.

Isn't he just being sarcastic?

...I can't tell.

Well, he did delete his account. :e_shocked:

*Shrug*

Don't know what crawled up his bum, but whatever.

Also, when the thread is clearly labelled "Uncreativity's Shiny New Thread of Spoilers and Spoiling You (SPOILER WARNING), I think that's clear and all.

[Lord Il]

Kind of a shame, but it was Lan's decision.
.. I do wish he had PMed or emailed me to talk about it first. @_@ (And he still can if he wants.)

Anyways, let's move along. :e_wink:

Edit: Lan contacted me to say there are absolutely no ill feelings toward anyone and regrets that his sudden departure might have been taken in a wrong way. He said he knew the thread was clearly marked.
It's all good, everyone. ^^

[Kharaxel]

OH SNAP!
So... Rikudo finally did it.
lol
I wonder what will happen in the next chapters, and it's a real shame we can't have a look at them in full. : <

[Uncreativity]

[spoiler=TODAY, ON AS FUKUOKA TURNS]This month's spoilers!!

Umi is upset about Teriha-san VIOLENTLY DISMANTLING Ropponmatsu II.

Kabapu is like, "oh hey she resembles that girl I found with a bleeding head that one time 8Ua"

Shiouji explains the momdad situation to Kabapu. Actually it seems like he's explaining a lot, but I haven't really sat down with a dictionary or anything.

Excel beats Elgala up. Elgala tries to stand up for herself and is promptly beaten even more. Excel also drags Hyatt's naked ass out of that tube and kicks her around a little too. She forces them to get dressed and drags them to see Il Palazzo.

Il Palazzo seems to be in good spirits. Excel hails him, then on the very last page...

Gears up to punch him, crying, "Please forgive me for raising a hand against something that resembles Lord Il Palazzo!" It seems she doesn't think he's the real deal.
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[SWamP]

[spoiler=TODAY, ON AS FUKUOKA TURNS]This month's spoilers!!

Umi is upset about Teriha-san VIOLENTLY DISMANTLING Ropponmatsu II.

Kabapu is like, "oh hey she resembles that girl I found with a bleeding head that one time 8Ua"

Shiouji explains the momdad situation to Kabapu. Actually it seems like he's explaining a lot, but I haven't really sat down with a dictionary or anything.

Excel beats Elgala up. Elgala tries to stand up for herself and is promptly beaten even more. Excel also drags Hyatt's naked ass out of that tube and kicks her around a little too. She forces them to get dressed and drags them to see Il Palazzo.

Il Palazzo seems to be in good spirits. Excel hails him, then on the very last page...

Gears up to punch him, crying, "Please forgive me for raising a hand against something that resembles Lord Il Palazzo!" It seems she doesn't think he's the real deal.
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Mmm... You are reading the actual magazine, not any sort of scans, right?

[Kharaxel]

FUUUUUU-
Finally! Shit is going down.

[spoiler=So...]Here's hoping for a good Miwangu VS Excel showdown where she promptly beats the crap out of it.[/spoiler]

[Uncreativity]

Mmm... You are reading the actual magazine, not any sort of scans, right?

Yep. Sorry, guys. I don't have a scanner right now, either.

[spoiler=But here, have a very rough translation of an aforementioned scene]
Excel: Lord Il Palazzo!

Il Palazzo: It feels like a long time since we've all been together. It's good to see you all healthy. Excel-kun?

Excel: Yes!

Il Palazzo: Various things have happened, but how has the world conquest been proceeding?

Excel: (MANY WORDS, TOO LAZY TO TRANSLATE)

Il Palazzo: Blah blah blah, you've all done very well.

(Elgala looks delighted at this; Excel less so)

Il Palazzo: Yes, this WONDERFUL WORLD... have we not already taken it into our grasp?

(Excel tears up and hails the SHIT out of him, hurting Elgala's ears)

Excel: Unacceptable! That you would keep this gullible subordinate Excel!

Elgala: Modesty!?

Excel: (MANY MORE WORDS I can make out a "stupid" and a "in all the history of space" and a "kill" in there; I believe it's something to the effect of, "I'D KILL ANYBODY FOR YOU" but don't quote me on that one)

Il Palazzo: Yes, you're quite reliable.

Excel: (begins to approach the throne while Elgala and Hyatt look on confused) Even if it's fictitious... even if it's an apparition... PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR RAISING A HAND AGAINST SOMETHING THAT RESEMBLES LORD IL PALAZZO!!

(END CHAPTER)
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[Randamo]

hmmmm.....

i think [spoiler]that maybe the real il palazzo died a long time ago and so did excel, they just retain some memories and feelings of who they once were[/spoiler]

[Uncreativity]

s-sob I am so confused

[spoiler=gawd I don't even know where to start]Il Palazzo catches Excel's fist and asks her what she's doing. She replies that he's an imposer because the REAL IL Palazzo would never have called the world "wonderful" (which he said in the last chapter). He tosses her across the room.

He tries to convince her that he's the real thing by sparkling at her and telling her she did a good job, but when she still doesn't believe him he admits it.

VERY ROUGH TRANSLATION:

:lordilsmile: As I've been telling you, this is without a doubt his body.
:e_angry: LIES!
:lordilsmile: It's not a lie. It seemed like he didn't need this body anymore. When I earnestly requested, he handed it over. It seems like I can do ~anything I want~ with it.
:e_angry: LIES! Let Lord Il Palazzo free! We're going to conquer the world!
:lordilannoyed: How boring. Why do I have to do that? All right~ You guys have had a hard enough time. Let's just cancel the city conquest. I'll serve him in your stead.
Excel: D8

By the way, Il Palazzo doesn't use his brackety speech bubbles the entire time; they're all normal ones.

Later on notIwata shows up and is like "Hey you give that guy his body back" and notIl Palazzo is like "lol no" and notIwata is like "oh okay."

There's another big revelation at the end but my grammar is too weak to tell what it is. I. Give me a little bit with a dictionary to give this chapter a more thorough look. I'll just throw this out there: ROPPONMATSU THE THIRD.
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ETA: [spoiler=HERE I MADE YOU GUYS SOMETHING]
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[Foggle]

oh god

I looked at the first panel and had to stop myself for fear of ruining the epicness when this sees a stateside release in 2057. :e_crying:

[ElricJC]

oh god

I looked at the first panel and had to stop myself for fear of ruining the epicness when this sees a stateside release in 2057. :e_crying:

LOL.

Okay, things are definitely coming to a head - maybe the vol. 25 predictions are not so off after all.