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Vending Machine!

Started by Her Excellency The Pink Bunny, April 22, 2007, 03:26:14 PM

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Lord Il

Credit card?? Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of said vending machine and all of its contents! Strap it on the roof of your car and take it home.

*inserts an open flame* (Into another one!)

Her Excellency The Pink Bunny

You get a melted soda can.

-Inserts a tampon-

Railun

You get....nothing but a dry item slot.

*Inserts a platinum piece*
quot;Hide a knife behind a smile." The Thirty-Six Strategies

HA1L ILPALLAZZO

you get mugged by the machine

*inserts a piece of 8*


Railun

You get a giant foam number eight.

*Inserts a stone coin*
quot;Hide a knife behind a smile." The Thirty-Six Strategies

MincyMatsu

you get Flintstones stickers...

inserts an empty Soda Can in the slot...
A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

Railun

You get a penny!

*Inserts Micki's penny in the next vending machine*
quot;Hide a knife behind a smile." The Thirty-Six Strategies

Her Excellency The Pink Bunny

You get hidden fees.

-Inserts an icecream cone-

Railun

You get sprinkles!

*Inserts a two-headed quarter*
quot;Hide a knife behind a smile." The Thirty-Six Strategies

MincyMatsu

You get a note saying "U cheat sir, GOOD DAY!!!"

Inserts the exclamation mark in my name...
A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'

Railun

You get a question mark and are henchforth known as Micki?

*Inserts a slot machine token*[/u]
quot;Hide a knife behind a smile." The Thirty-Six Strategies

Her Excellency The Pink Bunny

You get bar, bar, cherry! Too bad!

-Inserts a tennis ball-

Railun

You get a cannibal! *Munch!*

*Inserts a pointy coin*
quot;Hide a knife behind a smile." The Thirty-Six Strategies

Her Excellency The Pink Bunny

You get a pointy tooth.

-Inserts a ballon-

Railun

You get a balloon giraffe!

*Inserts a shiny coin*
quot;Hide a knife behind a smile." The Thirty-Six Strategies