Vending Machine!

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a map to the fountian of youth, but it's written in a forgotton language.

-Inserts a Hello Kitty coin-

[Railun]

You get cat ears!

*Inserts an unethical coin*

[knumlab]

^you get a pet ninja but it run away

insert a car girl

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a search warrant to search your residence.

-Inserts a small child-

[Railun]

You get a social services worker!

*Inserts the unspeakable coin*

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a mime.

-Inserts a used shotgun shell-

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you receive a bullet wound to the leg

*inserts Chiyo-Chan*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you get Yotsuba (I don't think thats the referance but in japanese this means "four leaf")

*inserts a firework*

[Railun]

You get an explosion that fixes everything!

*Inserts a holy coin*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you recieve a copy of Yotsuba&! volume 4 (I got it YAYY!! XD)

*inserts happy coin*

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get happy pills.

-Inserts an incredible hulk coin-

[Railun]

You get gamma radiation!

*Inserts a saved and earned penny*

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a hay-penny.

-Inserts a spider on crack-

[knumlab]

you get a sailor moon cosplayer

insert Tuxedo Mask

-shouta, the haibane of the moon

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get Shioji's image gallery.

-Inserts a tv remote-