Vending Machine!

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a lump of coal.
-Inserts a magic coin-

[I'M Eh-chan!]

You get instructions on how to use the magic coin to grant all of your wildest desires.  Unfortunately, the coin is no longer in your possession.

*inserts a $20 bill*

[Railun]

Bill rejected, please use exact change.

*Inserts the Legendary 10 yen coin!*

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a ping pong ball!
-Inserts a cat's paw-

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a travel bible.
-Inserts a penny flattened by a train-

[I'M Eh-chan!]

You get a train flattened by a penny!

*inserts this piece of string I found in my pocket*

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a tiny kite.
-Inserts her tiny spoon she used as a baby-

[Railun]

You get a Change Thief Alarm!

*Inserts a z-coin*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you recieve a dragon

*inserts a finger*

sneaky,sneaky finger goes in the coiny slot
what will I find, a sneaky coin or what

[excel-kleinwald]

You feel a sharp pain and something comes out of the machine!

You get... your own finger!

*puts in a quarter*

[Railun]

You receive a toy horse!

*Inserts a lira coin*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you recive a note saying DON'T PUT RUBBISH IN THE MACHINE

*inserts a Monty Python*

[I'M Eh-chan!]

You get a parrot.  The parrot is no more.  It has ceased to be.  IT IS A DEAD PARROT!

*inserts a piece of paper with the word 'love' written on it"

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a tiny wind-up Hyatt that dies.

-Inserts a dime-

[Railun]

You get thinner!

*Inserts a yoshi coin*