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« Reply #90 on: May 03, 2007, 10:41:31 AM »
You get a death certificate!

*Inserts 5p*
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« Reply #91 on: May 03, 2007, 11:51:54 AM »
you win £1 however after admin costs and a donation to charity you actually come out with 5p and you spent 10p on the phone call finding that out so your down 5p

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« Reply #92 on: May 03, 2007, 07:23:32 PM »
You get a dead annoying body.

-Inserts my sister's money-

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« Reply #93 on: May 04, 2007, 05:28:25 AM »
You get covered in Won Ton Sauce

*inserts a Kebab*


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« Reply #94 on: May 04, 2007, 11:32:34 AM »
You get a munching sound from the machine, a burp, and an empty kebob stick.

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« Reply #95 on: May 04, 2007, 11:43:41 AM »
you receive 8 pieces of silver for the devil himself

*inserts 25p off pot noodle coupon*


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« Reply #96 on: May 04, 2007, 11:56:31 AM »
you receive 8 magic mushrooms and a live chicken!

*inserts a Jaffa Cake*

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« Reply #97 on: May 04, 2007, 12:20:41 PM »
You get a half moon :lol:

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« Reply #98 on: May 04, 2007, 12:35:45 PM »
you get a ho-ho-(w)hole tin of sweetcorn!

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« Reply #99 on: May 04, 2007, 05:42:37 PM »
GETS 50 PENNIES~~~~~~!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THAT IS?!?!

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« Reply #100 on: May 04, 2007, 07:37:16 PM »
You get a piece of paper with the anwser to life written on it.

-Inserts a penisfish-

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« Reply #101 on: May 04, 2007, 11:20:53 PM »
You get an explicit lyrics sticker!

*Inserts 30 silver coins*
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« Reply #102 on: May 05, 2007, 01:08:30 AM »
You get a refund...

Supported types: (press  -F1 for full list)
coins
Stone materials (also includes minerals)
most metals
wood (except Oak)
paper
latex
candy
dark matter
food (except certain flavoured pancakes, or if they're cold)
particles
explosives


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« Reply #103 on: May 05, 2007, 02:14:22 AM »
you get a note saying "mug"

*inserts a cat*


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« Reply #104 on: May 05, 2007, 09:23:33 AM »
You get a scan!

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