Vending Machine!

[Railun]

You get a death certificate!

*Inserts 5p*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you win £1 however after admin costs and a donation to charity you actually come out with 5p and you spent 10p on the phone call finding that out so your down 5p

*inserts annoying person*

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a dead annoying body.

-Inserts my sister's money-

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

You get covered in Won Ton Sauce

*inserts a Kebab*

[Railun]

You get a munching sound from the machine, a burp, and an empty kebob stick.

*Inserts two coins for charon*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you receive 8 pieces of silver for the devil himself

*inserts 25p off pot noodle coupon*

[sephjnr]

you receive 8 magic mushrooms and a live chicken!

*inserts a Jaffa Cake*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

You get a half moon :lol:

*inserts the jolly green giant*

[sephjnr]

you get a ho-ho-(w)hole tin of sweetcorn!

*inserts Ken Bates, face first*

[excel-kleinwald]

GETS 50 PENNIES~~~~~~!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THAT IS?!?!

*inserts his most prized possession*

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a piece of paper with the anwser to life written on it.

-Inserts a penisfish-

[Railun]

You get an explicit lyrics sticker!

*Inserts 30 silver coins*

[MincyMatsu]

You get a refund...

Supported types: (press  -F1 for full list)
coins
Stone materials (also includes minerals)
most metals
wood (except Oak)
paper
latex
candy
dark matter
food (except certain flavoured pancakes, or if they're cold)
particles
explosives


Silver does not Compute

Inserts diamond ring

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you get a note saying "mug"

*inserts a cat*

[Railun]

You get a scan!

*Inserts a bad penny*