Excel-Lency English "Translation" - The Big Release!

[Foggle]

That's right, the oft-delayed disasterpiece is finally finished!  Featuring "quality" work by Foggle, Inkwolf, Skycloud, Randamonian, and UNOwen, this book contains:
- A terrorist plot.
- Tentacle rape.
- A Spanish Telenovela.
- Extremely short Chinese waitress outfits.
- Inconsistent facial scars.
- Credit card fraud.
and
- A sex change.

Complete download (MegaUpload)
Complete download (RapidShare)
Complete download (MediaFire)
Read it in the Gallery

Please PM me if you need me to re-upload it anywhere.
Don't forget to vote for your favorite chapter once you're done reading!  We all worked very hard on this.

Personally, I feel that Mission 4: Waiting For Ramen, by Inkwolf, was the best one.

[UNOwen]

Ahh!  Downloading now!

[Foggle]

As a side note, I just finished uploading the whole thing to the Forum Gallery.  I uploaded the pages backwards, so they'd be easy to read in order.

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

wow you guys did a bang up job fantastic congratulations 

[Inkwolf]

Aaaah, what fun to finally read everyone's contribution! Awesome work, guys!

[Lord Il]

'Tis all downloaded. I'll give this a read soon and let you know what I think.

I already know this is going to be epic.

[Randamo]

congradulations foogle - you missed out on the lynching.
what's next for you? i suppose it would be daitenzin.
well, im gonna go download it now.

[evil_dead]

Uh..I'll start reading now, but is it understandable I'm a bit confused, mostly becuase of the suspitious "quotation marks" you keep using.

[Foggle]

Uh..I'll start reading now, but is it understandable I'm a bit confused, mostly becuase of the suspitious "quotation marks" you keep using.

It's a faux scanlation.  Basically, we replaced the Japanese text with our own stuff.  It's not accurately translated.

[evil_dead]

Yeah, I just figured it out. That's pretty awesome.

[MincyMatsu]

My face was like a strange mixture of "ehhh!?!" and *grin*...
I guess that's a good sign though, i liked it

[ElricJC]

"I'm trippin balls here" says it all.  Very funny, though I did find some errors, but simple proofreading will knock those out.  Sorry, bad habit being an English instructor and all.

[Randamo]

i know I made a fair share of making mistakes, but were too hard to correct with the crazy program i was using - paint

[Ragathol]

You translated "Excellency"?? Oh my, that's awesome. I'll download it soon.

Edit: Ah, you wrote it yourselves? Well, that's probably still awesome. ^^
I'll read it some time when it's not 5 am.

[UNOwen]

You translated "Excellency"?? Oh my, that's awesome. I'll download it soon.

Edit: Ah, you wrote it yourselves? Well, that's probably still awesome. ^^
I'll read it some time when it's not 5 am.