I'm bored, so for you entertainment here's some stuff that's been going on the cloning discussion topic (Joshua is the biggest tool of them all)
Thread 1
Religious Zealotry
Evangelicals and proselytizers can be annoying, and are usually very narrow minded, while spouting 'God's love'...
That's why I'm Discordian! Every home should have a copy of every edition of the Principia Discordia. That's why I only have one.
Just tell him that he's wrong, because my book tells us that The Goddess, Eris Discordia, is the creator of all that exists, who, in turn, was created by the balance of Order and Disorder, also known as Chaos, or, "VOID".
"In the beginning there was VOID, who had two daughters; one (the smaller) was that of BEING, named ERIS, and one (the larger) was of NON-BEING, named ANERIS." (COSMOGONY 56:2)
The Pentabarf:
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday.
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
The first 4 are about our relationship with Eris, and the 5th is our relationship with everything else in existence.
THen again, that last one... He may get all defensive, and think he's being attacked, or something.
If there is anything i hate more besides old milk ... it's headaches in the evening and mornings ...
I don't like the ones that start in the evening, and continue on through the next whole day. Those are the worst. They're not too often, but when they hit, oi vey!
And beets. Screw that root! :icon_eek:
E^D
