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« Reply #60 on: April 27, 2007, 11:43:29 AM »
you recive a ninth piece

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« Reply #61 on: April 27, 2007, 08:42:23 PM »
You get a ball of wire.

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« Reply #62 on: April 28, 2007, 12:20:53 AM »
You get a pattern!....and cease to exist

*Inserts a pound coin*
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« Reply #63 on: April 28, 2007, 02:52:02 AM »
you recieve a printed piece of paper giving you the exact number of kilo-grams of the coins weight...

inserts a coin, with a string tied around it... and pull it out again...
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« Reply #64 on: April 28, 2007, 07:38:37 AM »
The only thing you get from the vending machine is various bruises as it proceeds to kick at you, yelling a variety of obsenities and calling you a cheap bastard. ^^;


*pours a full bottle of beer down into the coin slot*

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« Reply #65 on: April 28, 2007, 09:10:20 AM »
you receive a projectile vomiting from the machine

*inserts some wierd ooze*


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« Reply #66 on: April 28, 2007, 09:31:25 AM »
You get a melted vending machine!

*Inserts a drachma in another vending machine*
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« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2007, 04:35:21 PM »
You get a target, a bow, and some arrows.

*inserts 1 GP*

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« Reply #68 on: April 28, 2007, 05:37:40 PM »
You get a red bull.

-Inserts a burger wrapper-

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« Reply #69 on: April 28, 2007, 08:40:24 PM »
You get a wadded up burger wrapper!

*Inserts a half penny*
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« Reply #70 on: April 29, 2007, 08:45:09 AM »
You get a song about what you could buy with that hay penny!

*inserts a kanji dictionary*

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« Reply #71 on: April 30, 2007, 12:04:46 PM »
you get hit by the symbols for love and peace

* inserts a CD*


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« Reply #72 on: April 30, 2007, 04:32:59 PM »
You receive an mp3 of your fingerprints which were melted on the wax.
(.......................... I don't quite understand that either. :lol: )

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*pees into the coin slot while no one is looking.....* ^^;;

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« Reply #73 on: April 30, 2007, 04:51:15 PM »
you recieve an irate policemans boot brought up violently between your legs

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« Reply #74 on: April 30, 2007, 08:13:16 PM »
You get a card that says 'Thank you'

-Inserts a coin-