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« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2007, 02:07:43 PM »
because I haven't got a Target anymore

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« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2007, 02:20:47 PM »
Depends on which direction they point

What is that corpse doing on the floor..?
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« Reply #32 on: February 26, 2007, 02:41:47 PM »
Oh...... that. >_>

That is..... WAS the vaccuum cleaner salesman. I made him a deal this morning that if he'd vacuum my entire home and then eat the entire contents of the vaccuum cleaner bag, I'd buy one of his machines. Unfortunately, he only ate half of the dirt and started choking violently and fell face first to the floor.

Guess he lost out on a sale today. :evilex:  


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He's gonna smell if he stays here much longer.

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« Reply #33 on: February 26, 2007, 02:44:10 PM »
I say we feed him to the unsuspecting masses as pies and pastry and make some money

would you like a pork pie  :evilex:


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« Reply #34 on: February 26, 2007, 03:32:10 PM »
A:  I would like  porkpie hat please.

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« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2007, 05:17:29 AM »
A: www.buy-some-toaster-hats.com, and please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T FORGET THE HYPHENS!!!!!

Q: Is this going to be on the final?
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« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2007, 07:47:14 AM »
A:  No, the final is solely comprised of information we discussed in class on the days you were absent.

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« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2007, 11:34:18 AM »
Because the kombucha mushroom people are sitting around all day

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« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2007, 09:30:01 PM »
A: Yes, along with male pattern baldness, sucker punch a bald man today, he'll thank you for it!

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« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2007, 03:00:32 PM »
*holds PinkBunny up to Railun*
 Her. :P

Don't hit her too hard or else you'll have to glue her back together if she breaks!



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« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2007, 09:07:54 PM »
You don't have to kill, just bag and gag.

Why does Lord Il think that candy will come out of me if I'm hit?

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« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2007, 12:24:06 AM »
because he thinks (and so does everyone else on this forum) your sweet

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« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2007, 12:33:04 AM »
A:  Block kitty porn sites

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« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2007, 07:19:27 PM »
A: lolz ther r no grlz on teh intarbut!1!

Q: This is not a question?
All these college professors teaching classes about Shakespeare, who was the 16th-century equivalent of a director of summer-blockbusters, makes me wonder if 500 years from now we'll have college courses on the subtle nuances of Michael Bay movies.

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« Reply #44 on: April 15, 2007, 07:53:57 PM »
A:  That depends on how you define a question.  Some people define a question as "a sentence of inquiry that requires a reply".  Others define it as "the act of eating a kazoo whilst standing on one's head and playing a cheeseburger".  We like to call the former "realists" and the latter "those people with whom, when engaged in conversation, it is best to just smile and nod and then slowly back away before breaking into a full run".

In short, the answer is pi.

Q:  Are there any aliens, time travelers, ESPers, or sliders here?