Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game Resurrection

[Railun]

A: None of your friends are about right, so nope, none at all.

Q:  Where are your friends now?

[Lord Il]

(Surely this'll be the necropost o' doom!)

A: er.... I...
.. I ate 'em. I ate 'em all.

And they were tasty too once I realized they'd be better BBQed first!

Q: If you ask a dog to shake hands with you, are you not giving the poor dog a complex? I mean, Jeebus H. tap-dancing Christ, the dog doesn't have hands!! :il_hahaha:

[Soske]

A: Yes, you are giving the dog a complex.  And you like it.

Q: I taught a man to fish, but he just sits in a boat and gets drunk.  What's the square root of 987,654,321?

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

A: 42, it's the answer of life!

Q: What's pure and rare and takes you there?

[MincyMatsu]

The censors won't allow me to mention it

My radiator doesn't emit radiation, is it broken..?

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

thats a very good question is no it isn't broken it's just made out of the wrong metal

what do you name a pig

[E^D Crow]

A:  Bacon.

Q:  Who is the man that sold the world?

E^D

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

oh that was me

I'm sure you played cricket at Eton?

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

A: Could of been me but I don't remember because I drank a lot of beer that day.

Q: Where do the country roads go?

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

it looks like west virginia

how on earth do you get to sesame street

[SWamP]

Through a wormhole in the center of Uzbekistan.

Where is Waldo?

[knumlab]

^be hide you with a gun

-Why do you close your eye when we make love

[E^D Crow]

A: Because that one's GLASS!  IT FELL OUT!  REMEMBER?!

Q: What did I wake up to, this morning?  I've forgotten...

E^D

[MincyMatsu]

A: Because that one's GLASS!  IT FELL OUT!  REMEMBER?!

Q: What did I wake up to, this morning?  I've forgotten...

E^D

A: The Tooth fairy... She took your golden teeth, and silver spoons...

Q: Who calibrated this bitch ..?

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

A: Your mom.

Q: Why does my toe hurt?