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« Reply #120 on: May 07, 2007, 04:20:14 PM »
Credit card?? Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of said vending machine and all of its contents! Strap it on the roof of your car and take it home.

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« Reply #121 on: May 07, 2007, 07:22:43 PM »
You get a melted soda can.

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« Reply #122 on: May 07, 2007, 07:42:00 PM »
You get....nothing but a dry item slot.

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« Reply #123 on: May 08, 2007, 12:27:01 PM »
you get mugged by the machine

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« Reply #124 on: May 08, 2007, 01:38:37 PM »
You get a giant foam number eight.

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« Reply #125 on: May 08, 2007, 01:40:54 PM »
you get Flintstones stickers...

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« Reply #126 on: May 08, 2007, 03:46:36 PM »
You get a penny!

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« Reply #127 on: May 08, 2007, 08:07:49 PM »
You get hidden fees.

-Inserts an icecream cone-

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« Reply #128 on: May 08, 2007, 10:41:23 PM »
You get sprinkles!

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« Reply #129 on: May 08, 2007, 11:01:53 PM »
You get a note saying "U cheat sir, GOOD DAY!!!"

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« Reply #130 on: May 09, 2007, 12:58:51 AM »
You get a question mark and are henchforth known as Micki?

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« Reply #131 on: May 09, 2007, 08:49:14 PM »
You get bar, bar, cherry! Too bad!

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« Reply #132 on: May 09, 2007, 10:14:51 PM »
You get a cannibal! *Munch!*

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« Reply #133 on: May 09, 2007, 11:00:25 PM »
You get a pointy tooth.

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« Reply #134 on: May 10, 2007, 02:42:35 AM »
You get a balloon giraffe!

*Inserts a shiny coin*
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