Vending Machine!

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you get both barrels

*inserts fried Railun*

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a mad republican.

-Inserts a bush-

[Railun]

You get four more years!

*Inserts that coin over there!*

[MincyMatsu]

You get the Coin over here

Inserts bucket of white paint

[MincyMatsu]

You get a bucket of Instant-Kitty dust... Mix water to get kitty...
Artificial coloring for water included, for desired Kitty color (and flavor)

Inserts zombie bwainz

[Railun]

You get a dwagon!

*Inserts 1,000 smackers*

[knumlab]

you get 1000 from shouta

insert 5.25 floppy disk

-Shouta, The Werid Haibane

[Railun]

You get a sign that reads, "Wow, you're ancient and stuff dude."

*Inserts the coin of tomorrow, today!*

[Lim-Dul]

You get a Neo-Geo MVS, the phrase "The Future is now - SNK" burnt into the monitor.

*Inserts dread.*

[Railun]

You get a giant foam letter S and D.

*Inserts a kryptonite coin*

[knumlab]

^you get a superman the moive

insert a taco

-Shouta, THe Haibane

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

You get a green card.

-Inserts a Yin and Yang symbol-

[Railun]

You get the e-mail address of your destined lover!

*Inserts three coins from a fountain*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you short circuit the machine and recieve a shock for inserting wet coins into the machine

*inserts a new machine*

[Railun]

You get pigtails!

*Inserts an immoral coin*