Vending Machine!

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

It's easy! You insert a coin and the next person tells you what you get!  It can be anything!  Let the chaos begin!

-Inserts coin-

[Railun]

You get 1up!

*Inserts Coin*

[I'M Eh-chan!]

You get a coin of lesser value!

*inserts a coin*

[I'M Eh-chan!]

You get cheap little plastic ring with a clown face on it and a note that says "come back later when you find some real money."...!

*inserts a $1 coin*

[I'M Eh-chan!]

You get the machine's thoughts!

*inserts one those novelty flattened coins you get at amusement parks and zoos*

[I'M Eh-chan!]

You get a broken vending machine!

*moves over to the next vending machine and inserts a coin*

You get smoked cheese!

*inserts a double-headed quarter*

[ElricJC]

You get a condom with George W. Bush's face on it with the words "Help prevent another national tragedy!" ringed around it!

*Inserts coin*

[I'M Eh-chan!]

You get a stick of gum!  It's already been chewed.

*inserts two dimes and a nickel*

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

you recieve a cough drop

*insert 1 yen coin*

[I'M Eh-chan!]

You get a green rupee!  Not too shabby!

*inserts 50 rings*

[I'M Eh-chan!]

You get a chocolate bunny!

*inserts a $100 bill*

[Poey]

Bill rejected.

[I'M Eh-chan!]

As for you, you have inserted nothing.  Therefore, you receive nothing.  Had you inserted something, you might have gotten something in return.  That's how vending machines tend to work.

*inserts fake coin with a picture of Excel on it*

[Railun]

You get an arrest warrant for counterfiting!

*Inserts the last coin to his name* :(

[I'M Eh-chan!]

You get the machine's pity.  Everything that has been inserted thus far comes out the coin return.

*inserts a wooden nickel*