IT'S DONE. YES, DONE AS IN FINISHED AND COMPLETED AND NOT RAW.
Are you ready for this? Of course you're not! Nothing could prepare you for this! NOTHING!
Missions 1-5 and 9 by Foggle!
Missions 6-8 by Micki!!
There's also a Bonus Mission, and I did that one, too!
This is so much better than the original version (which I am embarrassed of) that I can hardly believe it's a remake!
LINKS:
Read it in the Gallery! Uploaded in reverse for your viewing convenience!
Download it from MediaFire!Download it from MegaUpload!Table Of Contents!Mission 1 starts on 003.jpg or Page 5 in the Gallery
Mission 2 starts on 019.jpg or Page 19 in the Gallery
Mission 3 starts on 035.jpg or Page 31 in the Gallery
Mission 4 starts on 051.jpg or Page 46 in the Gallery
Mission 5 starts on 067.jpg or Page 59 in the Gallery
Mission 6 starts on 080a.jpg or Page 73 in the Gallery
Mission 7 starts on 096.jpg or Page 87 in the Gallery
Mission 8 starts on 112.jpg or Page 102 in the Gallery
Mission 9 starts on 128.jpg or Page 118 in the Gallery
Bonus Mission starts on 144.jpg or Page 134 in the Gallery
Stick with it 'cuz it gets a LOT better as it goes along. This was a long time coming, but not a long time in the making. If I remember correctly, Missions 1 and 6 were finished in 2009 and Missions 2, 3, 7, and 8 were finished in 2010. I spent the last two weeks working fairly diligently on Missions 4, 5, and 9, as well as the Bonus one. If you read the first one when I posted it a long time ago, you should read it again, because I changed it to make it funnier and less stupid!
You might want to catch up with the first chapter of the classic Excel-Lency re-write (or the whole thing, if you want!) before reading this. Why? I'm not tellin! Keep in mind that this thing as a whole is far, far wittier than my bit on that ol' one.
The Bonus Mission is... well... remember
this? YEAH, BABY!
LET'S ROCK!