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« Reply #105 on: May 05, 2007, 01:11:01 PM »
You get a bad egg.

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« Reply #106 on: May 05, 2007, 02:22:19 PM »
you get a Dr Pepper

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« Reply #107 on: May 05, 2007, 02:25:07 PM »
You get a hitch.

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« Reply #108 on: May 06, 2007, 01:50:49 AM »
You get a job stocking vending machines!

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« Reply #109 on: May 06, 2007, 02:56:41 AM »
you get an annoyed peter jackson sueing the ass off you

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« Reply #110 on: May 06, 2007, 03:19:12 PM »
you get a spewing (urgh Dr pepper)

inserts pepsi


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« Reply #111 on: May 06, 2007, 03:38:34 PM »
you get a free mexican

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« Reply #112 on: May 06, 2007, 05:28:31 PM »
*You get a pole!  When you try to take it out it just keeps going and going and going*

*Goes to another machine as Ekuseru keeps pulling and inserts dirty old slip of paper*

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« Reply #113 on: May 06, 2007, 08:27:24 PM »
Get get a dirty pair of socks.

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« Reply #114 on: May 07, 2007, 12:09:56 AM »
You get a new kink: vending machine cosplayers!

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« Reply #115 on: May 07, 2007, 12:53:51 AM »
gets a trashbag full of lint

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« Reply #116 on: May 07, 2007, 01:09:35 PM »
You get a note saying, "The cup goes in the drink dispenser not the coin slot, baka!"

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« Reply #117 on: May 07, 2007, 03:07:07 PM »
you get an annoyed tramp for no apparent reason

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« Reply #118 on: May 07, 2007, 03:57:47 PM »
You do so and as your change you end up with Aquaman.

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« Reply #119 on: May 07, 2007, 04:10:09 PM »
your isertion of a lemming forces the machine to fall off the cliff

*inserts goo into a new machine*