Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game Resurrection

[galenow]

A: It went to Market.

Q:Why do fools fall in love?

[E^D Crow]

A: Because love is a battlefield.

Q: What kind of tattoo should I get?

E^D

[Her Excellency The Pink Bunny]

A: A picture of Brock Samson

Q: What lies behind the morning?

[MincyMatsu]

A: Another morning...

Q: Is that grass..? It looks like grass..! I think it's grass..! Do you think it's grass..?

[E^D Crow]

A: No!  It's moss, duh!

Q: How can I apply logical positivism to my everyday life?

E^D

[MincyMatsu]

A: By killing all the negative pessimists

Q: Is it a crime to rhyme ..?

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

the same people who help with Ms Spears touring schedule

why is she such a bitch

[galenow]

A: Because she can

Q: Why can't money buy you love?

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

because your in the wrong country (get the next plane to amsterdam then you'll be happy)

by the way you didn't say oh at the end of your question

[knumlab]

^because jesus say not too

-Why do birds suddenly appear. Every time you are near?

[galenow]

^They only show up for you and others when spring is in the air
And the bald headed birds are whispering everywhere
When you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear
That's the Tennessee Bird Walk. (Chirp chirp!)


-How can a loser ever win?

[Lord Il]

A: By having a successful bowel movement.

Q: If the milk started smelling bad, why did the snow fall inside your shoes?

[E^D Crow]

A: The calibration was off.

Q: Just who do you think I am?

E^D

[HA1L ILPALLAZZO]

A: dead flesh for 36 of my 37 zombie plans

Q: do you have a ticket

[SWamP]

No. I have two.

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